(In Stock) Typists Brew DARK Coffee (500g)

Just Roasted! 

Available until 29th October, or until this batch sells out!! Don't hesitate....

• UK Domestic orders will ship out on Tuesday 31st October / Wednesday 1st November, next working day via RM 24 hours as we are subsidising the cost for this run..
• International orders will all ship on Wednesday 1st November via Courier service.
• Only sold as whole beans - Grinding is on you!!
• VAT may show but will be removed at checkout!!! 

UK customers - please do not order with any keyboard items as we cannot ship them together for hygiene and logistics reasons.

ROW customers - you can order with keyboard items and we will ensure they are packed hygienically and your entire order will ship on Wednesday 1st November. 

Introducing Typists Brew DARK - Crafted for Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiasts

At our keyboard atelier, where innovation meets precision in the world of bespoke mechanical keyboards, we understand that the pursuit of excellence extends beyond the keys. That's why we're delighted to introduce Typists Brew DARK, a coffee blend meticulously crafted to enhance your mechanical keyboard journey.

Typists Brew DARK is more than just coffee; it's a symphony of flavours designed for connoisseurs who appreciate the complexities of a full-bodied espresso. Much like customising your mechanical keyboard to perfection, this blend is tailored for those who seek bold and intricate tastes.

As an espresso, Typists Brew DARK offers a bold, full-flavored experience with an exceptionally low and velvety-smooth acidity, akin to the effortless keystrokes of a premium mechanical keyboard. Dark chocolate notes dance across your palate, just as you revel in the tactile satisfaction of typing on your meticulously crafted keyboard.

For those moments when you prefer a milk-based coffee, Typists Brew DARK transforms into a rich elixir, exhibiting the harmony between coffee and creamy nuances. A nougat sweetness intertwines with the depth of baker's chocolate, creating a delightful partnership that mirrors the attention to detail that goes into each mechanical keyboard's design.

Specification:

• Roast Level - 4.5/5
• Body - 5/5
• Sweetness - 3/5
• Acidity - 2/5
• Tasting Notes - Smooth Blend, with a kick of sweet and plummy undertones
• Origin: Ethiopia / India / Indonesia

With a roast level of 4.5/5, Typists Brew DARK reaches the pinnacle of roasting precision, capturing the essence of the beans while unveiling their hidden intricacies. This is the coffee equivalent of fine-tuning your mechanical keyboard switches for the perfect actuation.

Typists Brew DARK boasts a luxurious 5/5 body, ensuring a substantial and satisfying mouthfeel that parallels the reassuring keystrokes of your beloved keyboard.

The sweetness in Typists Brew DARK is gracefully balanced at 3/5, offering a nuanced sweetness that resonates with the meticulous customisation of mechanical keyboard layouts.

With an acidity level of 2/5, Typists Brew DARK maintains a gentle tang that complements the overall experience, much like the subtle adjustments made to your keyboard's springs for optimal comfort.

In each cup of Typists Brew DARK, you'll encounter a journey of smoothness, guided by the gentle allure of nougat sweetness and the deep embrace of baker's chocolate. It's a sensory experience that mirrors the precision and artistry of your mechanical keyboard, and it's yours to savour with every sip.

Typists Brew DARK isn't just a coffee; it's an extension of your mechanical keyboard journey. Elevate your keyboarding experience to new heights with Typists Brew DARK, and let every sip be a reminder of the craftsmanship and dedication that you put into your personalised mechanical masterpiece.

We appreciate Typists Brew is expensive, but this is due to the small batch process and setup costs to get this going. Future rounds, if this is successful may be a little cheaper :)

Either way, we think its worth it, and hope you do too!!